I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
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He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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