theres a dog humping me and im not going to stop it... i really need to get laid.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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