Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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