If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
A bitchslap is in order.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
