You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
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They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
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