She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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