That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
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Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I wear drunk well.
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