I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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