no. you can't hotbox the world.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
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Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
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You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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