I bet he comes in French.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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