Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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