There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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