I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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