so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
