Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
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