I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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