similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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