Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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