whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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