Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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