If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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