yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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