I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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