nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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