I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
