Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
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he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
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All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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