all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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