dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
