I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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