Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
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there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
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Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
The air taste purple.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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