So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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