Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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