Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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