i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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