You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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