This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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