You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
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