Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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