Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Randomize
