i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
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