This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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