Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It's shark week go big or go home
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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