you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
God, I missed his penis.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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