Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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