Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
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Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
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I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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