I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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