u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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