People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
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I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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