i jhust puked up my retainher.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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