i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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