I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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