Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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