I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
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It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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