She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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