If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
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OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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