I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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