I love black thongs
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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