drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
i now understand why vodka
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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