Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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